Shamelessly stolen from The Willets.

A Brazilian company is offering a cologne (in Virginia men wear cologne not perfume, despite what the article says) based on wine. From the article, the cologne, contains the following scents:

Boticario describes the new scent as combining the aromas of malbec wine with hints of plum, violets and tobacco together with musk, patchouli and of course, French oak. (emphasis mine).

It kind of gives new meaning to the Wallflowers' song, One Headlight:

Well this place is old
It feels just like a beat up truck
I turn the engine, but the engine doesn't turn
Well it smells of cheap wine & cigarettes
This place is always such a mess
Sometimes I think I'd like to watch it burn
I'm so alone, and I feel just like somebody else
Man, I ain't changed, but I know I ain't the same
But somewhere here in between the city walls of dyin' dreams
I think her death it must be killin' me

I realize that was a long way to go for a lame joke, but lame jokes is all I got :).